Momma Say Quit It, But I Done Hit It!

Real life occurrences sure can be funny, because Momma say to quit it, but I done hit it! Now I know what you're thinking because I don't have pictures I'm making this up right?

You madam are on one, obviously, the cops kept my phone and Gucci wallet when they robbed me duh! What kind of rich Gestapo scoundrels would they be if they hadn't? That being ever so a distance beyond the relevance of this story, however.

I used to smash this gorgeous girl named Stephanie. Just perfect ass, she literally had a tattoo of a crown on it too like that big Sean Song ROFL! Loved when she throned the face 4 sho~

Stay on topic man!

Saw this Barbie Doll Reminded me of a former but still beautiful exotic dancer Stephanie Renee Scott! God your bootiful ❤️! Sit on my face? 😇

Anyways, so every time I went to Walmart with her she had a problem being a klepto. And before long they would catch her before she even began because of that facial recognition they have now.

So, unfortunately, our endeavors of tweaking at Walmart at 3 am had to come to a stop, lest I be made out to look the accomplice 😎

So there you have it, a quick trip down memory lane, a place I often go, a place where, Momma Say Quit It, But I Done Hit It!

Quotes by my Facebook Homegirl Ashley Maxwell

Saw this on my homegirl's Cover thought it was a cool quote:

"I am made of all the things that this world couldn't take from me."